Even Wikipedia thinks JavaScript sucks. Here’s why.

Even Wikipedia thinks JavaScript sucks. Here's why.
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Throughout the world of web development, there is no language more universally despised than JavaScript. This is how WordPress defines JavaScript:

JavaScript, often abbreviated as JS, is a high-level, dynamic, weakly typed, prototype-based, multi-paradigm, and interpreted programming language.

Confused already? We thought so. Let’s take you through each of those terms step by step.



Webopedia defines a high-level language (HLL) as¬†“a programming language such as C, FORTRAN, or Pascal that enables a programmer to write programs that are more or less independent of a particular type of computer.” These are generally “closer to human languages and further from machine languages.” Programmers have debated this topics for more than a decade, stressing that a language that is human-like will deteriorate with time.


Sure, JavaScript is a dynamic language and is known for affecting the behavior of a website. Some animations are dependent on JavaScript, although there are numerous alternatives — CoffeScript, TypeScript, and Babel, just to name a few.

Weakly typed

Computer science is filled with an awful number of puns, but this one means¬†what it says. According to Wikipedia, “a weakly typed language may produce unpredictable results or may perform implicit type conversion”.¬†Unpredictable¬†is certainly not a word that programmers, or even clients for that matter, want to hear.


C2 Wiki states that in prototype-based languages, “every object is an instance of a class. An object contains its own data (instance variables), but its class holds its behavior (methods). To make a new object, you ask a class to ‘instantiate’ itself.” This process seems unnecessarily complicated, and would exhaust any programmer.


A multi-paradigm language can freely mix with other frameworks. This¬†can come in handy if the user has not decided on a framework yet. In this language, the computer is told¬†what¬†the problem is, rather than¬†how¬†to do so — this can come with its consequences.

Programming language

Yes, a¬†programming language — not even close to a web script. Most web developers aren’t hardcore programmers and will shy away from the word once they see it, another reason why it is so universally despised.

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